REVEALED: HERE ARE TOP TEN KENYAN FEMALE CELEBS WHO ARE GOOD IN BED. NUMBER 8 IS THE QUEEN OF THE D0GGY STYLE! THE MEN THEY’VE SH@GGED CONFESS (PHOTOS)

So here are the TOP TEN FEMALE CELEBS IN KENYA who are reputably GOOD in Bed. Number 8 is a The True Goddess.

 1. Vera Sidika

 Let’s be honest here,we all saw this one cummin’. I mean,isn’t she the Mother of them all? But of course! Vera’s career,just like the next woman I am about to write about,began in bed. And interestingly,remains there. Don’t be fooled by the many events she hosts. Don’t be fooled by the trips to Uganda and South Africa. Ostensibly to host some event… Truth remains,this lady’s greatest commercial activity is her body. And it always happens in the privacy of her gold-rimmed bedroom. The number of times she’s uploaded photos of herself in bed is enough to tell you just how much she values her office. And isn’t her bed the most expensive commodity in her house? A beg-O. And that butt. That ass. Plus those silicone titties,bigger than Ben Gethi’s NYS scam… Behold,the Matron Of Eroticism.

 2. Huddah Monroe

Once again,we all saw this cummin’. And cum it did. She’s our own Marilyn Monroe. Heck, she even named herself after that iconic Hollywood bombshell. Huddah has undergone a whole sexual metamorphosis. From a shabby skinny girl with no titties to a full blown visual spectacle with a bouncing bust,spanky butt,seductive legs,alluring eyes and a face of a Brazilian Samba Queen. Her sexiness even grew ten-fold after she shaved her cute little head and ditched the pompous weaves. She’s branded herself around sex. And has consistently reminded us that her survival depends on cum. And we all agreed with her. Just like Vera, she’s infamous for hawking her goodies to the highest and horniest bidder who,in most cases,is either in Italy or Dubai or Milan. She coined the word ‘Sponsor’. And has made no mistake in convincing us just what a superstar she truly is in bed. Hence her successful and swanky lifestyle. As for her raunchy photos,well,they bear me witness. This one is a bedroom bully per excellence.

 3. Vanessa Chettle
 
 She broke her virginity immediately after Baby Class,surely,she must have mastered the game by now. Vanessa,even at 19,was being said to have slept with half of the City. From Shaffie Weru to Ephy Saint to Prezzo to every other male celeb. Well,she denied the rumor and even went for a HIV test. We were convinced? Hmmm Naah. She also is said to have moved in with some creakly 80-year old geezer who stupendously financed her ritzy lifestyle. Also, she’s confessed to sleep with both men and women thus raising her bedroom game even higher. Bisexual women are bedroom superstars. And Vanessa,with all of her half nude photos scattered allover the Internet, can never miss from this list. She’s been everyone’s girl. And she’s not even 23. God bless the vagina.

 4. Victoria Kimani

Forget the little fact that her parents are Pastors. Running some Kanisa in Juja. This one here is the True Jezebel. Fierce. Powerful. Gorgeous. Dangerous. Menacing. You can tell from her voice to her moves that this one is truly the mistress of tha bedroom. Nothing about Miss Kimani is mediocre. She sings like she’s groaning and moves like she’s riding d*ck. She writhes and moans and purrs like Kayden Kross. Her act is all sexualized. From beginning to end. You can imagine just how dangerous she truly can be while naked. And those eyes. And legs. And butt. Lord have mercy

 5. Kaz

 No one talks about her anymore. No one even knows here she went… But still, that doesn’t invalidate this Mama’s bedroom prowess. She was on Project Fame even before it moved to Kenya and that’s where she got to show us her sick moves. And to make us drool at her bad ass sexiness. Kaz also is a smoker. Or used to be one. And had confessed that she does girls too. Meaning, she f*cks both men and women. Oh, what a nice package. Kaz’s bedroom expertise was clearly shown to us in that Nataka Kuwa Nawe video that she did with Prezzo. She writhed and slithered and coiled her sweet self so tantalizingly we were left mouth ajar. Her nude pics also don’t help matters. This one had been bad since day one. And we give it to her. Oh,the illest.

 6. Pierra Makena

Yup, she made it here too. Contrary to your expectations. Oh wait… We all knew she’d be here. And sure,she is. Her musical talent,or lack thereof,is a bad joke. Glad she quit singing. And stuck to DJ’ing. Wait… Where were we? Oh,the bedroom. The bedroom! Good! Now… Pierre Makena is one to watch in bed. Her body says it all. And I mean,she’s a mathafackin DJ. No mathafackin DJ is mathafackin poor in bed. OK,except that one. Hehehe. Pierra has the body that says, ‘Eat me’. And her turntable skills can be equated to her turn the sheet skills. Absolutely brilliant. I wanna smash this one. No,seriously.

 7. STL

 Six reasons why she’s here ; Her eyes,Her body,Her attitude,Her dressing,Her bobbies and the simple fact that she did a song called ‘KUDINYANA’ with Collo. End of story. Huyu ni Mama Ya Mnyanduano.

 8. Noti Flow
There’s no one woman who is more notorious than this one in the Kenyan entertainment landscape. No one. I mean,even her stage name alludes to ‘Naughtiness’. Natalie Florence,which is her real name, can put a million b*tches to shame with her bedroom skills. She’s the baddest and the illness. Her body is a killer. Her butt has raised a whole generation of fappers. She doesn’t wear underwear. Or even a bra. She’s exposed her nipples to the public one too many times. We’ve seen her in action in her jacuzzi,fully nude, butt in the air,legs apart,p*ssy poppin. Noti Flow can ride you harder than a City Council van. She also does women as well. And we suspect she has f*cked Vanessa Chettle. Oh shit! Millions of men have dreamed of screwing Miss Chettle. And then a woman screws her before them. Noti can lift that butt up so high you can push it deeper than a cookie in an oven. Her spread game is tight too. And when she sucks D*ck, B*tch sucks dick. Goddammit! This is The Best. Countess of the Doggy Style

 

9. Soila Cole
This one has been in the tabloid pages for like a gazillion times. She’s said to screw the most powerful men in this City. She’s said to have slept with a trail of City politicians. Among them a major randy Governor. Her Instagram is like a Hugh Hefner brothel. Littered with the most revealing and atrocious photos. Calling you in… Asking you to invade her cookie. Like Noti Flow, this one doesn’t value underwear that much. Or bras. And she can give you the roughest and slickest sex at the back of the car. She’s bad to the bone. And can ride you with the expertise of Miss Tori Black,the American blue movie superstar. Don’t mess with this one. She could be petite and young. But she’s badder than a Colombian mistress.

  
10. Kalekye Mumo
 
 Sunrise surprise!!!! Look who we got here. Yaaas,the Radio Mama herself. Don’t be fooled by that body size,i was told,by our respondents, that you don’t beat Miss Mumo in them sheets. Her sex life is highly private… But nevertheless,full of fire and explosions. Let’s also remember that she’s Kamba. And that she can actually move dat body. Kalekye ain’t just sitting on that fat ass. She’s working that fat ass. 80% of the men i talked to told me they’d love to screw her good and proper. Don’t ask how i knew she’s good in bed. Just take our word… This Mama can tear them sheets apart. And give you the sex of a lifetime. Oh,Miss Fatty Fatty be Killin em. One stroke at a time. Bam!